Taking a normal picture frame, a picture of me and my daughter, a thought bubble saying we love you because.., and some dry erase markers and I was set.
I was wrong. My wife killed my gift with her creativity. This may take a while so sit back and relax. I got to my car in the morning to head to work and found this sitting in my car.
Along with a not saying there is a gift for each hour of work. That I am supposed to open each gift at the 14th minute of the hour in honor of th 14th day of February.
8:14 – Peanut M&M’s
9:14 – IHOP Gift Card
10:14 – Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi
11:14 – Hershey Kiss and a Squeeze Drink
12:14 – Hot Tamale
1:14 – Creeper Alien Outlaw
I am not a “Creeper” but a Keeper. That is good information.
2:14 – Extra Gum
She wouldn’t “chews” anyone but me to be her Valentine.
3:14 – Post It Notes
Luckily I am “stuck” with her. Woo hoo.
4:14 – Grape Crush
My wife still has a “crush” on me.
5:14 – Steakhouse Gift card
No word play on this one but I said she should use “You are one ‘big hunk of meat'” but she didn’t seem to like that one.
I know you are all jealous at the amount and quality of gifts i got for Valentine’s Day. You should be because I am one lucky guy. My wife still loves me and I felt it all day yesterday.
Thank you wonderful wife. I love you too.