Well if you haven’t heard today is my birthday. Another year older but amazingly still not any more mature. Go figure. I love birthdays though. Why??
1. You are super popular on Facebook.
2. You get free pie or cake or ice cream if you go out.
3. You get presents.
4. You get cake.
5. The day is all about you. That’s right all about me.
So if you wished me a happy birthday thank you very much. If you didn’t … Get on it. Never to late to tell me about how awesome (I am the Supreme Founder of the Society of Awesomeness) you truly think I am.