Things my wife says #01

A while ago I started blogging about funny things my daughter says. Why should my daughter be the only one who entertains us. My wife is entertaining too.

We are in the middle of desperately trying to keep my daughter in her bedroom after bedtime. We put her down and then we get a bunch of “I need a drink.” or “I need to go to the bathroom” or “I need a thousand different things”.

The other night my daughter comes out of her room “Dad?”

My wife trying to be tricky says “Dad is asleep.”

Doesnt phase my daughter in the slightest. “Mom get me this!!”

The same thing happens again and I laugh laying there pretending to sleep.

The third time “Mom?”

My wife blurts out. “Look at that Dad is awake.”

Thanks for throwing me under the bus my wonderful wife.

 

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About ryanjamesburt

I am a father, husband, accountant, and want to be writer. I try to stay busy so why not keep a blog. I can talk about what is on my mind and maybe entertain some people in the process.
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One Response to Things my wife says #01

  1. clraven says:

    LOAO! That’s brilliant. And it sounds like something we’d do 😀

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