I wasn’t here for this but I am still laughing about it.
My wife walks into the bathroom and my daughter is picking up little pieces of poop from the floor (dont’ worry she was using toilet paper). Shocked my wife asks her what happened.
“Mom my bum started pooping before I could sit on the toilet. I told it to stop but it wouldn’t listen to me.” I can only imagine her standing there with a little poop in her hand telling my wife this.
“What?” says my wife.
Apparently my daughter reenacted the whole thing for her. Going all the way back to where she was playing and then running to the bathroom.
Wow. I mean really wow. If my wife had a video camera we would win “America’s Funniest Home Videos” $10,000 no problem.