If you remember my daughter is a little infatuated with bodily functions. We were walking into church the other day and my daughter was walking all sorts of weird.
I look down at her and she is walking sideways, holding my hand and walking sideways. I make the mistake of asking “Cutie what are you doing?”
I don’t get a verbal answer. My daughter just leans up against me and farts right on my leg. Giggle giggle and more giggle. “Dad I farted on you.”
Humm. I have to say I am proud to have not raised a girly girl but maybe I have pulled her to far the other way.