We have been trying to teach my daughter to learn some responsibility around the house. “You need to clean the mirror.”
She pleaded “Will you help me momma?”
“Of course I will.” Because my wife is a wonderful mom.
“When I am a mom I won’t have to do chores. My daughter will do them all by herself.” Comes out of my daughters mouth from nowhere.
“You won’t help her?” My wife asks trying to hold in her laughter.
“NO! All by herself.” My daughter responds with conviction.
“But I am going to help you do your chores.” Laughter leaking through.
“That’s because you are a nice mom. I am going to be a mean mom!!” I feel sorry for my daughters child.